PGMA and her family riding an airplane

GMA: what if i throw 1 check worth a million
pesos out of d window 2 mke at least 1 filipino
happy?
MIKE: honey, why not throw 2 checks
worth half a million pesos 2 make 2 filipinos happy?
LULI: mom, why not throw 4 checks worth
quarter of a million 2 make
4 filipinos happy?
finaly her grandaughter spoke:
grandma, why not simply throw yourself out da window
2 make all filipinos happy!..