Holdaper to the Arroyo couple: ‘Give me all your money!!’
Gloria and Mike:’We are the First Couple! Better behave yourself’
Holdaper:’ In that case … return all my money’
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Gloria’s helicopter crashed on her way to a village.
A farmer saw what happened.
He rushed to the scene and buried all the passengers.
A couple of days later, the PSG came and asked the farmer if there were any survivors.
Farmer: ‘Hmmm, Gloria was screaming that she is still alive when I buried her ….’
PSG: ‘And you buried her anyway, why?
Farmer ‘Because Gloria never tells the truth’
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In New York, Mike Arroyo asked prosti: How much? Prosti: $100
Mike Arroyo: That's too much! How about $10???
Prosti: No way!!!
(Next day, tadannnn...... prosti saw Mike Arroyo with GMA) Prosti: See what you get $10?
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The 9-11 disaster in the US caused sudden death to thousands of people.......
In the Philippines, a disaster is also causing a slow death to millions of Filipinos........
she is called 4-11....!!!!
(just in case you don't know, GMA's height is 4' 11'')
