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Sa labas lang po tayo magpaputok.” Isang paalaala ng NATIONAL FAMILY PLANNING COMMISSION. Maligayang Pasok at Maligo Bago ibaon! HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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Ngayong 2010, sana’y bahain ng pagpapala’t putukan ng swerte ang ating mga pamilya at nawa’y maampat ang daloy ng karahasan sa ating bayan.
Manigong bagong taon!

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Isang bagong taong puno ng pag-asa sa atin, sa bayan at sa sangkatauhan! Happy 2010!

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Aming panalangin nawa ay dinggin na lalo kang pagpalain sa taong darating. Manigong bagong taon pagbati namin, kaligtasan at kapayapaan aming hiling. God bless us all.

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May 2011 be RICH with blessings, WARM with friendships,HAPPY with life’s goodness & BLESSED with trust in God’s caring presence. Hapi New Year!

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Before 2010
ends,
I THANK
all d
GOOD
people
like YOU
who made
d passing
year
BEAUTIFUL
for
ME…
I pray
u be
BLESSED
w/
another
FRUITFUL
year!

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I wish
YOU
nd ur Family
d joy of caring,
the wonder of
sharing,
the serenity of
faith
and
the peace of a
contented heart.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

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A prosper0us and peaceful 2011 to you family!May you meet new friends and keep old ones,and may God’s blessings overflow in your life this year!

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Ang wish ko lang para sa iyo ay isakay ka ni SAN MIGUEL sa RED HORSE at dalhin ka sa WHITE CASTLE sa BARCELONA para makainuman mo ang EMPERADOR na si ALFONSO, ang MATAD0R na si PEDRO DOMECQ at ang bar-kada nilang sina JACK DANIELS, JIM BEAM at JOHNNIE WALKER! Hapi-hapi sa New Year! *Hik*

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May this NEW YEAR be a song of THANKSGIVING, an offering of PRAISE, a celebration of GOD’S LOVE in HIS Amazing GRACE!
A blessed & joyous 2011 to you and your family!